And finally, the thud.
That was the sound of Tiger Woods falling from his perch as the world’s No. 1-ranked golfer, official as of today when Lee Westwood ascends to the top spot. Westwood’s new reign as No. 1 was determined by an algorithm so confusing, I’m having cold-sweat flashbacks to high school algebra class. In fact, the algebraic math involved in understanding the rankings is so universally daunting, I’m sure Tiger himself has sheet-thrashing nightmares remembering Finals Week, and like all of us, wakes up relieved that his current life’s mess is at least more soothing than another gauntlet with high school math teachers.
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