If there's one thing JWoww from Jersey Shore knows, it's utterly trashy couture. If there's a second thing JWoww knows ... it's taking human growth hormone.
Okay, so she's not really a romance expert at all. Nor did we assume she could read to be honest. But JWoww's writing a book on love advice just the same!
The MTV reality star, real name Jenni Farley, is coming out with The Rules According to JWoww in February. N.Y. Times Bestseller List, look the f*%k out.
The same literary mind that brought the world such thought-provoking, zeitgeist-capturing lyrics as "baby, baby, baby," is once sharing his gift for the written word as Justin Bieber has announced plans to publish a memoir.
The colon-happy Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story will cover every one of his 16 years, with particular emphasis on the last few, when he went from YouTube uploader to global superstar.
We know what you're thinking: he can write? Sorry, haters, but it turns out he doesn't have to! And not just because he'll hire a ghostwriter: his memoir will be illustrated.
